Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

tea with milk?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

women's rights

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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