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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Abortion.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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