- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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