What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

hey hey apple

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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