Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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