- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Womens rights

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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