- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

irish man drinking john smiths

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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