A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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