- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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