- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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