Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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