- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

irish man drinking john smiths

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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