Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Abortion.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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