- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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