What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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