- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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