So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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