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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

you know whats not funny white boards.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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