- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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