What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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