- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Woman's Rights

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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