How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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pee

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Woman's Rights

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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