- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Sex education in Texas.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Wenis Penis

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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