Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Women's rights

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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