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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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