- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Womens rights

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

i just wrote this so hard

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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