Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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think twice or at least think

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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