yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

the NAACP

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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