A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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