why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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