- Anti Joke

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.