Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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