Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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