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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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roses are red violets are blue

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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