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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

YO FACE

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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