Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Terraria

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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