- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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