- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

you dint have to be a jew matt

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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