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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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