- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

think twice or at least think

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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