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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A black man comes home from work.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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