oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

A bar walks into a man

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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