- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Knock, Knock ...

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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