- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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