Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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