Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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im telling maguire

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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8=> >->-o

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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