- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

It says so on your cap.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

2 Penises

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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