- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How you know when dislextic

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Today is March 22.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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