- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why didn't he finish his

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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