A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Knock knock

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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