- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Invisible Children Foundation.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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