- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

you dint have to be a jew matt

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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