If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

wanna here a joke? you.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Justin with a hat.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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