what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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