What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Cool Brian

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What is older than history?

hi

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

where is the world?

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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