Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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An Aisian failed a test

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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