what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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