A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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heat!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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matt is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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