- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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