Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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