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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

charlie sheen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away