- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

womens rights

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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