- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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