- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

The GOV and the WHO?

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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