- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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