roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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