- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what's black and can't swim?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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