- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Who wants water? I do.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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