- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

homosexual

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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