A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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