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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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