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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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