- Anti Joke

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A woman wears a dress.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Racial equality.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems