What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Vagina.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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