Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What the hell are you doing?

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Your mom went to college

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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