- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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