Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Help I'm being raped!

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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